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Not at the table, Carlos

A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"
Joe: I'm so sick of my parents fighting all the time.
Bill: Not at the table, Carlos!
by Phatasmagoria July 1, 2009
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not toward

This is untoward Liz Lemon! This is not toward!
by Martallimo March 22, 2009
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Not-So-Fresh

A general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an STD. Usually remedied by a good douching on the part of girls or possibly an enema for guys.

From a mid-80s commercial for Massengill brand douche.
Girl: Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not-so-fresh?
Mom: Of course, that's why I douche.
by lovesmesumcake December 16, 2008
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Not again!

What people commonly say when their Windows computer installs another update.
Computer: Now shutting down to install updates.
You: GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!!
by vandrizzle March 30, 2012
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Not About That Life

Not being a type of something, something you're not about.
Person 1: Wanna come to the library?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not about that life.
by ImTheMan23 May 6, 2016
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.
"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
by Conman140069 January 5, 2010
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A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.
On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!
by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009
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