A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.
B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.
C: An everyday wearable colander.
No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.
C: An everyday wearable colander.
No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.
Definition 1
Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"
Definition 2
Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"
Definition 2
Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"
Definiton 3
"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"
by loginabox22 October 26, 2012
Get the Wino Hatmug. An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.
The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.
by Max January 7, 2004
Get the pidgeon hatmug. by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
Get the donkey hatmug. Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.
Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'
*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'
*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022
Get the Soup Hatmug. When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.
by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010
Get the mad-hattedmug. by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017
Get the JIMMY HATmug. by LETTUCE FACE mc DERP NUGGEET March 6, 2017
Get the rachel hatmug.