Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌

Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱

by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022

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Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

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Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022

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Nikita

Nikita is the best bro you can ever have! If you’re friends with a Nikita, then congrats your the 1%! Nikita is the kindest and most loyal friends you can have! If you know a Nikita then a Reese’s cup is the perfect gift! If you bully a Nikita then don’t worry, they almost never fight back only because they don’t believe in violence, but trust me if you push them over the edge then things can get ugly. And trust me Nikita is a BOY! Any girls Named Nikita are fake, and should change their name immediately!

Nikita is such a cool BOY

Dang Nikita is such a bro!

Wowza, that Nikita sure is something!

Nikita deserves more Reese’s cups!

by Nikita the BOY February 4, 2022

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