Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008

Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.

“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed”
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”

by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021

death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.

Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.

by Cr1sisR3aper April 11, 2009

dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

Nip Nap

A word used to describe a stupid person

Tom is such a fucking Nip Nap

by Not_hexp August 4, 2018

nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"

I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!

by mike27113 January 22, 2011

Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.

Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"

by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010