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My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
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My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?
Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass
by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017
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rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
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angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina
"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."
by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017
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Abe in my ass

To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity
“Hey how was your weekend
Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”
by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019
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fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever
"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"
by hDark August 28, 2025
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niggers in my ass

a term mostly used for when a nigga sneaks in your asshole
kayden: oh no! there’s niggers in my ass!
niggers: stop crying and take this shit nigga (clap clap clap gulp gulp gulp) kayden that shi so fat white boy i see the ocean in that ass
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
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