black fuck incest would cum in my ass 

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.

White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

black fuck incest would cum in my ass by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

Gah! My Ass! 

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.

"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"

Gah! My Ass! by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass 

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five by penisslikker January 2, 2024

Laughing my fucking ass off 

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

Laughing my fucking ass off by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

my whole ass 

an adjective describing something dramatic, in excess

damn bro, last night i drank my whole ass. dont remember much except for that swamp donkey i ended up taking home

my whole ass by JimBrosiv February 5, 2009