Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.

I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.

I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.

Torture rape and murder by Cody5050 December 23, 2022

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20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

20th degree murder by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023

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5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

5th degree murder by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

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