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geek muffin

a guy or girl that is a geek but a really cute geek and you call them a geek muffin as a term of affection, not an insult. they are really rad, fun to be with, have awesome taste in music, and make you happy whenever your with them.
He is my geek muffin, he like loves computers, but he's still uber cute.
by yourmotherr April 5, 2008
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double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.
by SuperSonicX February 13, 2007
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Sandwich Muffin

A person who is of little to know intelligence
by Joel Vzzzbx November 8, 2005
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soggy muffins

a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to cum on the muffin either eats the muffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.
john:"how do you know what dick tastes like?"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"
by j0sie November 12, 2007
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Muffinology

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.
I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.
by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009
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Muffiny

An act of absolute and unflinching indulgence whereby a muffin is consumed within a short time or in a socially innapropriate manner.
From the chocolatey mess around her mouth, it was clear that the woman had just committed muffiny.
by bk-kaboom July 22, 2009
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Muffin Game

Malicously giving sodemy to a muffin with at least 1 other person and whoever comes last has to eat it
Oh man tom i have a huge stomach ache from last night when i lost the muffin game
by 1zacster March 9, 2010
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