A moistie is a rediculously HOT young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
by NastyNas December 20, 2004
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by spectralux November 22, 2009
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Leslie: I HATE YOU
Ice: I HATE YOU MOAR!
Leslie: I HATE YOU MOAST!
Ice: I HATE YOU MOASTEST!
Leslie: That's not even a word >.>
Ice: I HATE YOU MOAR!
Leslie: I HATE YOU MOAST!
Ice: I HATE YOU MOASTEST!
Leslie: That's not even a word >.>
by Leslie and Ice April 29, 2011
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Get the Moist Muffins mug.The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.
Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
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by yoho20 October 1, 2014
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Get the Moist Baguette mug.when a lady or a man lights a mans pubes on fire and puts it out with a lot of saliva while yelling o baby and blowing that shit up!
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