modern lure

When your playing Modern Warfare 2 and you want to do something, and you say after this round and you just keep playing.

Tom: Hey, what happened, I thought you were coming over?

Bill:I was but I caught in a modern lure.

by nipwpghivusghvpkejbgkpwuebr;ke February 6, 2010

moderately homeless

when someone moves from house to house, mooching off of people. they still own a car and a cellphone, they are just too lazy to pay rent; homeless most of the time

dude, steve needs a place to stay, you have an extra room, right?

yeah, but I'm not letting that moderately homeless riff raff in my den.

by sir_gushing_holes_thethird July 27, 2010

Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010

Discord moderator

A loser that is about 300+ pounds in weight and looks like that one dude in the animaniatcs cartoon short: Please, Please, PLEASE, get a life! Foundation.

Guy 1: have you seen chris recently?
Guy 2: i heard he became a discord moderator...
Guy 1: Oh No!

Or

You: Yo name youre a discord mod!
Discord mod: well *snort* i will have you know that your words do not affect me 🤓

by Redc15 March 31, 2021

Discord Moderator

Someone who moderates a Discord server. Usually considered simps, fat, lazy, and overall being assholes. Usually used as an insult to someone online. Online moderators are usually looked down on. But discord mods/admins are usually the ones being insulted, as they can be overkill with the rules on a server.

"Bitch I bet you are a discord moderator, so get the hell out of here with your fat ass."

by VenicalFeb May 27, 2021

Discord Moderator

Someone with shit taste in gaming, can't socialize in real life
no bitches, probably smells like shit, always stays in his room, never showers
has no supportive father figure (main reason why he's a moderator)
probably a furry and pedophile, and can't fucking resist the urge to ban someone for mentioning they're a loser

Normal person: Hey dude, you stink and you're a disgrace to your family.

Moderator: W-What! Nya~... I'm n-not a disgrace uwu I am perfect... o-oh my discord kittens are waiting for me *licks your neck* I'm the best discord moderator!! uwu

Normal Person:

by cottenpicker939343 July 5, 2022

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 a.k.a. Call of duty 6... in COD MW2 you continue the story wich ended in COD 4 Modern Warfare.. that's why they call it modern warfare 2 and not COD 6:( In MF2 you'r fighting russians and thats one of the best parts!

Gamer1 - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 IS TRHE BEST GAME!!!!!!!!!
Gamer2 - you got that right!!! I LOVE THE Cliffing MIssion!!! Roach we'v been compromised.. Go with the plan B!
Gamer1 - Awesome graphics!

by NicK_SoaP December 20, 2009