mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

Mistérieu

Un homme mistérieu est un homme parfait, extrêmement intelligent mais très fatigué.

Ex : Woaw Nicolas est trop mistérieu !! Je devrais sortir avec lui !!

by AnonymeC1 March 12, 2020

MISTERDAN

Just a guy minding his own business.

Hey it's MISTERDAN ! He thinks your hair looks nice today.

by MISTERDAN April 25, 2020

misterio

a very beautiful person that is gay and that likes being mysterious and making people have mysterious vibes

Person: Wow, that person looks like a Misterio!
Person 2: no.

by hmmmmmmmmmmn September 20, 2020

Mister Fatter

An ex gym teacher, the strongest super hero in the universe, and a master of martial arts.

Hey you know mister fatter?
Yeah that dude Disurgrandma made?
NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT HE JUST PUBLISHED IT FIRST, ALSO HE DOESN'T FLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK, IMAGINE THIINKING MISTER FATTER COULD FLY!!!
Jeez, I'm sorry...

by Mister Fatter October 30, 2020

mistepelele

A crucial error made when talking to one’s friends over text about urban dictionary typos.

Oh they mistepelele’d the words

by Ohh Lawd!!! November 2, 2020

MisterCharles

The best pvper on the anarchy server 8b8t

Mistercharles is the best pvper and cannot be killed

by Sjnez October 17, 2020