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miss optimistic

Nickname for someone who is constantly optimistic and seeing the bright side of things, the glass half full, and forces her happiness and optimism onto others.
by missnegative December 7, 2010
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miss spencer

North american mammal closely related to the walrus, known for its migrating bald spot. Its diet consists of everything & anything but the miss spencer has aqquired a strong pallet for children. These creatures can be found in local fast food joints or community high schools where they feed off children. The miss spencer is endangered. Wildlife organizations are taking steps to help preserve the species.
Miss spencer: The due dates are, um.. Up on the board, and if you did not do the project, then you have uhhh.. Missed your.. Opportunity.
by dr. tu-daë December 17, 2008
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Miss Nips

A girl with permanant errect nipples.
Its so cold this winter, she's turned into miss nips
by ELLY CAMP January 8, 2009
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miss alyssa

Miss Alyssa can make you laugh even when you're feeling down. Even when she's mad and about to burst, she calms down and keeps it in. Generally a beautiful young lady who wouldn't mind if you were her friend. She's always open for new relationships. She loves her friends with all of her heart and can't help but be sweet all the time.
She's so sweet.....she has to be an miss Alyssa
by -allie November 20, 2015
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miss battleaxe

A person in horrid Henry who likes to mags people
by Rageface studios June 8, 2019
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the miss america

"The Miss America" is a set-up surprise pose where a man removes his pants and underwear and tucks his dong ,(balls and all) in between his legs and stands with his knees pressed against each other while placing one hand either over his heart patriotically, or pressed to his cheek in an overwhelmingly surprised manner while using his other (slightly cupped) hand to perform the traditional beauty pageant wave...to unsuspecting buddies and those annoying door to door assholes of many sorts. It is usually follwed up with the proclamation of that buddy or door to door person you'd like to chase off with a ball bat being a faggot and the size designation assigned. This is usually pointed out to everybody around throughout the next 5 min. to 48 hours and specifically pointed out with great emphasis to any females encountered.
you should have seen them stupid fucking Jehovah Witnesses when they knocked on Armando's door and that big 7 foot tall bastard answered it with a big ol' smile doing "The Miss America" The shorter little fat red-headed retarded looking Jehovah Witness guy turned red as a tomato and damn near shit his pants, whatta fucking faggot...his Jehovah tote'n buddy looked like he just won the lottery, you could easily tell he was a gigantic dick lover. Though the short fat little red headed retarded looking bastard proved to be an even bigger faggot by calling the cops, big queer....
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miss rana

An australian bitch and slut known as ruby that fakes her identity.
miss rana is known as ruby the slut
by duhtyt69 November 4, 2019
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