by john October 10, 2004
Get the Minnesota mug.Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.
by Jay May 29, 2005
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Canada junior. People here have a cross between a midwestersn hick accent and a Canadian accent. Minnesota sucks.
by minnesotaisballs April 21, 2006
Get the Minnesota mug.someone that is from the not-so-great state of Minnesota. They can be found in their natural habitat wearing minnetonkan moccasins, north face fleece, and think that crocs are an acceptable form of footwear. WRONGO!
Looks can be deceiving with these creatures, although they almost appear to be humans (kind of like avatars, without the super powers), do not be fooled... they are not humans.
They are made completely out of goo, not out of normal human making supplies like livers, or lungs or anything, just goo.
Minnetonkans also struggle with the English language.
Looks can be deceiving with these creatures, although they almost appear to be humans (kind of like avatars, without the super powers), do not be fooled... they are not humans.
They are made completely out of goo, not out of normal human making supplies like livers, or lungs or anything, just goo.
Minnetonkans also struggle with the English language.
by humansrus March 29, 2010
Get the minnetonkan mug.1. State that should be Canada because the accents are the same, it's just as cold, and the people are nicer in Canada.
2. There's only two seasons. NO...not summer and winter. Winter and spring. 80 degrees is not hot, people. But -30 is cold.
3. State where snowmobiles are more often present in parking lots than cars.
4. "Oh ya, you betcha" is often heard coming out of the mouth of a Minnesotan.
2. There's only two seasons. NO...not summer and winter. Winter and spring. 80 degrees is not hot, people. But -30 is cold.
3. State where snowmobiles are more often present in parking lots than cars.
4. "Oh ya, you betcha" is often heard coming out of the mouth of a Minnesotan.
1. "Oh, hey, Ike, you see the hockey game?"
"Sure, did, them silly Canadians...huh. Didja go deer huntin'?"
"Oh ya...hey Ike...I'm from Canada."
"Are ya?"
"Oh, sure, I say 'eh'."
2. "Damn it's HOT!"said the Minnesotan in his state.
"Heeeelllpp...." moaned the Minnesotan when visiting Missouri in July.
"Hey, look, snow! The weather says it's gonna snow 4 feet! And it's gonna be -25!"
"Awesome! Let's go fishing!"
3. "Jack, can you give me a ride to school?"
"Sure, bring your own helmet."
4. "You see the Vikings game?"
"Oh ya, you betcha! Vikings doing great!"
"Sure, did, them silly Canadians...huh. Didja go deer huntin'?"
"Oh ya...hey Ike...I'm from Canada."
"Are ya?"
"Oh, sure, I say 'eh'."
2. "Damn it's HOT!"said the Minnesotan in his state.
"Heeeelllpp...." moaned the Minnesotan when visiting Missouri in July.
"Hey, look, snow! The weather says it's gonna snow 4 feet! And it's gonna be -25!"
"Awesome! Let's go fishing!"
3. "Jack, can you give me a ride to school?"
"Sure, bring your own helmet."
4. "You see the Vikings game?"
"Oh ya, you betcha! Vikings doing great!"
by Daniyelli December 14, 2008
Get the minnesota mug.the worst state ever. even considering alabama & thosesurrounding states' incestuous nasty-ness. too cold. winter for 7 months & 5 months of summer. no spring, no fall. you're either freezing or boiling. it sucks here. there aren't even 10 lakes, let alone 10,000. i think they're counting puddles. the accents are horrible. it's soda, not pop. LEARN HOW TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! F*** this shit. this state is terrible. & full of racist hick-wannabes.
person 1- wanna go to minnesota?
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.
person 2- hell friggin no you asshole. i'd rather die 5 times & go to hell.
by shewolf13 June 13, 2011
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