Epic Mickey

a game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought: " what if we made a game where mickey mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."

"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??!"

by Maxinezz May 30, 2023

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mickey mouse knockoff

A boy who has a very strong resemblance to mickey mouse

Usually had an obsession with eve.

That mickey mouse knockoff told me to add him on snap

by tswizzleissocool June 6, 2023

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When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

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Dirty Mickey

He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, earning money. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

A real dirty mickey is a guy that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with.

by Inked_r June 22, 2023

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Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.

Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”

by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023

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