slice my melon

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

melonade

1. A mispronounciation of the word lemonade...caused by one "Homestar Runner's" speech impediment

it all stawded when i deceided to dwink therty-two gwasses of melonade

by Mike Chap August 8, 2003

Meldon

He is a idiot.

Can't take jokes.

Doctor's mistake his gender cause their gentiles are non-existant.

Smelly.

Most probably an Indian.

Hey Meldon. You stink.

by WAGYWARN October 21, 2019

Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

by Kemikal October 16, 2003

Melron

Melron can get helpful but is a cry baby. He is good in videos games and studies, and at the same time bad at it too. He is often lazy but proactive. He is a Virgo. Mostly people with the name Melron end up being gay.

Hey that's Melron.
Yeah! That's that sissy who hugs others.

by PizzaBoy99 July 30, 2019

Meldon

A dude who farts a lot and he always poops his pants.

Meldon the dildo.

by POOPFArts December 30, 2014