Mega Sperm

Sperm that is the size of a large rat. During ejaculation the mans penis will explode and the sperm will pop out the wound like an alien. a man with mega sperm doesnt even need to have sex to get a girl pregnant, when a man with mega sperm ejaculates every woman in a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant. mostly occurs in areas like Liverpool or East London, hence the large amount of chavvetes with kids.

Charnice: omg, you know like, my boyfriend got me pregnant.
Chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
Charnice: thats cause he has Mega Sperm, innit?
Chantelle: Yeah, like brap. lets go get a KFC and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.

by hahalolhahalolcat May 30, 2009

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megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

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Mega Man 7

The seventh game in the Mega Man franchise, this 1995 SNES game is known for being the first appearance of the extremely hot character Bass. Women playing this game will experience raised estrogen levels, creamed pants, and possible PMS, which this game can also cure.

Suzy played Mega Man 7 and had a big orgasm at Bass. Now her PMS is gone!

by Snow Witch March 7, 2016

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mega-ass

Big booty.

Damn she gotta mega-ass, that booty big for real!

by Blaze.4.real August 31, 2016

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mega gay

the act of being cute, kind, and a tiny bit gay.

sara was mega gay, she was my heart.

by crop top baby December 16, 2019

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mega no

The ultimate of all negative answers.

One level above a regular no and two levels above a super no or hell no on the Negative Response Severity Scale (NRSS). This term is nearly synonymous with fuck no.

Person A: So will you be attending Jeremy's party?
Person B: Mega no! I hate Jeremy.

by Not Jeremy October 21, 2008

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