The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
Get the Maths mug.The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
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by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021
Get the Maths mug.Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother
Tser: mum who is my real dad?
Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...
Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that
Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...
Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that
by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021
Get the matisato mug.Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.
Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
by Matisato November 20, 2021
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A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion
Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
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