"JTM Machine" is derived from the phrase "Josh The Man," commonly used (in Pennsylvania) to describe a person of seemingly-unattainable righteousness and valor. The "Machine" part of the phrase was developed when someone recognized that the acronym "JTM" was similar to "ATM," as in "ATM Machine." Thus, "JTM Machine" came to be recognized as a title of utmost importance. JTM Machines are known worldwide for being omniscient in all subjects and also for their senseless overindulgence in all things anime, which is nothing less than amazing to them. JTM Machines are also renowned fighters, challenging even the gods with their war cry of "ROUND TWO!"
Person 1: Hey, Josh, what's the answer to question 4?
Person 2 (Not Josh): Oh, that's easy, it's C.
Josh (Now Enraged JTM Machine): "WHAT!?!"
Person 2 (scared shitless): "Oh! JTM! SORRY! PLEASE NO!"
JTM Machine: "ROUND TWO!"
Person 1: "You've doomed us all! JTM is loose again! Save the children! The CHILDREN!"
But not even the children were spared that day.
Person 2 (Not Josh): Oh, that's easy, it's C.
Josh (Now Enraged JTM Machine): "WHAT!?!"
Person 2 (scared shitless): "Oh! JTM! SORRY! PLEASE NO!"
JTM Machine: "ROUND TWO!"
Person 1: "You've doomed us all! JTM is loose again! Save the children! The CHILDREN!"
But not even the children were spared that day.
by A. Marez January 3, 2009
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Florence Welch is the namesake of the band and is often described as having a sensational voice which is very true. The machine is her backing band, with Tom Monger as her harper and Isabella Summers as the keybordist, along with four other positions in the machine that are filled in permantly. Their first single was Kiss with a fist, the second was Dog days are over, the third was Rabbit heart(raise it up) the fourth was Drumming song, the fifth was You've got the love, the sixth was Hurricane drunk. Dog days was was re-released as the next single. It is believed that cosmic love is her next single.
The bands first ep was Lots of love, lots blood, with Kiss with a fist and Are you hurting the one you love.
The bands first album was "lungs". The regular edition has 13 tracks, and there is an U.S. edition version with a dvd with six videos. there is also mutliple versions of the deluxe version.
Florence and the machine is a very talented band and the U.S. should really listen to herl
Florence won the critics choice award at the Brit awards 2009 and Mastercard best album award at the brit awards 2010.
They have also won lots of other awards.
Florence Welch is the namesake of the band and is often described as having a sensational voice which is very true. The machine is her backing band, with Tom Monger as her harper and Isabella Summers as the keybordist, along with four other positions in the machine that are filled in permantly. Their first single was Kiss with a fist, the second was Dog days are over, the third was Rabbit heart(raise it up) the fourth was Drumming song, the fifth was You've got the love, the sixth was Hurricane drunk. Dog days was was re-released as the next single. It is believed that cosmic love is her next single.
The bands first ep was Lots of love, lots blood, with Kiss with a fist and Are you hurting the one you love.
The bands first album was "lungs". The regular edition has 13 tracks, and there is an U.S. edition version with a dvd with six videos. there is also mutliple versions of the deluxe version.
Florence and the machine is a very talented band and the U.S. should really listen to herl
Florence won the critics choice award at the Brit awards 2009 and Mastercard best album award at the brit awards 2010.
They have also won lots of other awards.
Flofan: Did you hear Florence and the Machine's album
"lungs"
person: Not yet, but I heard she won best album at the brit
awards
Flo Fan: you should check her out
several hours later
Person: Your right'! Florence is a good singer, no wonder
she won best album!
"lungs"
person: Not yet, but I heard she won best album at the brit
awards
Flo Fan: you should check her out
several hours later
Person: Your right'! Florence is a good singer, no wonder
she won best album!
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