Mexican Bean Bag Toss

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person

Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!

by kirby floyd April 21, 2014

Mexican Space Shuttle

a porta potty, usually on a construction site

dude 1: yo man, i where can take a dump?
Dude 2: there is a mexican space shuttle over there (points to porta potty)

by Sp311man November 9, 2014

Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.

Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*

by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015

Mexican Hot Chocolate

Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.

example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.

by justin timberfake February 5, 2015

mexican duck

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.

You're a Mexican duck man

by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015

Mexercise

When you actually put in the effort to walk the distance from your car and into a Mexican resteraunt, instead of going to the drive thru at Taco Bell

Taco Bell's drive thru is always so long so instead I mexercise. Now I can eat whatever I want! I can burn a whole 10 calories from mexercising!

by Magdalen22 March 8, 2015

Mexophilia

Unhealthy love of the Mexican race, so much so that your actual physical health is harmed.

David: "I have noticed that my Mexophilia has gotten worse, when Jose, Juan, Jesus, Roberto, Luis, and Julio weren't enough to fulfill my urge at the same time."
Gabe: "Gee David, sounds like a real problem."

by Great_Nutz April 30, 2015