Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

major fuckerino

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.

I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino

by d44444vid December 10, 2018

Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Major Gas Alert

Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.

"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"

by xolanio February 13, 2019

Majordomo

Head servant of a household. In charge of house servants and reports directly to the head of the household.

The lady of the house asks he Majordomo to spend their afternoon doing laundry and preparing for guests for the weekend

by Jckjack March 6, 2019

Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom

by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019

Malorie Taylor

She’s not the type to be easily forgotten. She’s like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. The first choice in a room full of winners. Overall she’s an amazing, caring devoted woman. She is the epitome of the new generation.

Malorie Taylor is the coolest cat in the hat.

by anonymous January 19, 2021