myspace material

when u take a picture or a video of something cool you say thats myspace material

"Dude that video was sick! Definately myspace material!"

by raofrm720 May 25, 2009

Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

spoon material

You would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.

He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!

by Attorney@lawl October 10, 2015

shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Meme Material

Meme material percentage is a number that expresses how potent to become a meme a picture is.

"Wow check that doggo picture! It has like 70% meme material."

by TheAposTall October 16, 2017

dad material

a guy who is the perfect dad can cook clean and help with kids all while being super hot and sexy

patrick: “ hey look it’s david coming out of the grocery store” alex: “yea he’s dad material”

by anonymous February 5, 2019

Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019