classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone. This type of communication was called, from Pharaonic Egypt, i.e. before the arrival of computers, personal epistolary correspondence

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore

by Sexydimma January 4, 2014

numbers as letters

when people try to be "cool" and replace numbers with letters. Commonly seen on online game chats

ex "LOL wat a n00b"

"lol did you just use numbers as letters?"

by talalytheabdali September 16, 2013

letter

A stupid thing that a girlfriend always wants you to send her.

Girlfriend : Send me a letter!
Me: wtf no *slap*
girlfriend : lets have the sex

by Atlec April 19, 2006

kitty litter

The discoloration, and possible presence of other unidentifiable putrid substances, left behind in a woman's underwear caused by poor pussy maintenance.

"I was going to go down on her, but when I took off her panties they were covered in kitty litter."

by XxxKevinxxX August 19, 2007

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.

Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.

by LA Speedy January 26, 2009

martin luther

cool dude who turned over the whole religious establishment based on a belief that faith, not rules got you into heaven. Did his best writing in the loo, and taught about prayer from the barber shop. Now how cool is that

Martin Luther started the reformation which lead to protestant Christianity.

by -pastormom May 2, 2006

Letterboxing

The act of placing your erect Penis inside a strangers letterbox ringing the doorbell and hoping for a blowjob.

I done some serious letterboxing last night.

by Ben Lyncher October 29, 2011