Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

thats a whole lotta lean

a particullar phrase wich indicates the humongous amount of Lean present in The building

oh shit, thats a whole lotta lean

by thekayguy January 11, 2018

Play the lottery

To makeout in the back of a car

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.

The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.

by J Bomb April 27, 2019

Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop

I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss

by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

do a lottie

when you do your buisness in a book aka a wet bible

i would do a lottie but i can't read

by remis biggest fan November 1, 2020