Lobster

just a lil' guy

i love that lobster

by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023

winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

lobster

a person who is a silly, stupid, and crazy person (or crustacean)

gay person

guy: yo man you're such a lobster.

by clickclak February 23, 2022

Lobster Centurion

The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.

The Lobster Centurion is a rank in the Lobster Legion.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.

A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”

by Youarealobster August 2, 2022