bro-loading

not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...

bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!

bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...

bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?

by @nimbly_jimbly July 13, 2016

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

CADBURY LOAD

SEX ACT OF TAKING A HUMAN TURD, BAKING IT, FILLING IT WITH SEMEN AND THEN CRACKING IT OPEN INTO SOMEONE'S MOUTH

Zack said he saw a porno where a man cooked a turd and filled it with jizz then poured it into another dudes mouth. He asked,

"What the hell would that be called?" Mark replied with, "A cadbury load."

by Johan Dingleberry July 10, 2017

hit load

A shortening of "Bust a load, and hit the road."

" All he wants are hit loads. He doesn't even want your name."

by SeamusTwysted September 3, 2017

Load Coaster

Someone that ejaculates while receiving road head.

I just load coastered onto my sister.

by Tyler Leaks January 28, 2019

Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.

That boy is a shit load of trouble.

by Baretree September 10, 2018

suspended load

when a guys dick is suspended over something while he cums, usually over someones mouth.

Dude, I gave Courtney a suspended load.

by daddyshortlegs April 26, 2017