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beacon lighting 

Beacon Lighting is quite simply a lighting shop, that seems to shit all over their so called competition 'Lighting Illusions'.
Husband: Hey honey, want to go get some lights at Lighting Illusions?

Wife: Get fucked, lets go to Beacon Lighting.

Pilot Lighting 

Refers to "pilot controlled lighting," often available at uncontrolled airfields and useful after dark, or under instrument conditions.
If you land at Treasure Coast International Airport after 0200z, click the mic five times to put the pilot lighting at medium intensity, so you can see the runway.
Pilot Lighting by Derek Dogan December 21, 2018

Warm lighting 

The only legal subspecies of lighting
ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WARM LIGHTING SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE
Warm lighting by Ahumanthatexists September 12, 2020

Brown Lighting 

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.
I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!
Brown Lighting by Brownlight January 4, 2022

Red_lightnin 

Hey im Red_lightnin. Im A D2 Nooblet.
Red_lightnin by BaDaSsMoFo June 11, 2003

Lighting a candle 

Hey Jimmy! Stop that!

What? I'm just lighting a candle.

That can give you lung cancer!

That's exactly what I'm looking for.