Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.
"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."
"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."
"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."
by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010
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The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed
Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory
by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011
Get the Landing a Jet mug.Performing the landing strip is a sex move in which the guy rubs his dick between a girls armpit (similar to the act of titjob or thighjob) and before the guy cums, the girl opens her armpit, allowing the guy to "land the plane" on the Landing Strip
Guy #1: Hey dude, have you and your girl tried anything new recently?
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip
by LeeStories October 29, 2019
Get the Landing Strip mug.The name of the band that is run by the legendary M. Fladie. It is said that when he got hit by a bouncy ball in the face while playing "Catch It" he acquired massive amounts of swag and can now get any lady he wants to play in his band...plus other tributes. This band does not specialize in only one genre; they just simply pwn at all of them.
-Duuude! Have you heard the band of Fladie's Ladies?
-Yeah man! They absolutely pwn, and I must also say, that guy has a lot of swag
-Indeed, he gets all the booty he wants!
-Yeah man! They absolutely pwn, and I must also say, that guy has a lot of swag
-Indeed, he gets all the booty he wants!
by cheterco April 24, 2011
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by Amy -N- Megan June 12, 2003
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