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the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.
The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth
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A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.
My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...
by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025
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The Sheriff of Lone Gultch

The sheriff of lone gulch was a historic event during the day's of the wild west, The town of Lone Gultch became quite a peaceful community with the arrival of the new sheriff, Sheriff Buttram, the men were no longer fighting and had become quite close with each other. This was seen when on the day Sheriff Buttram was looking for an outlaw by the name of Manny the Mankiller, after a tip off from the bartender in Lone Gultch Saloon, The Sheriff found Manny in a small bedroom upstairs. 5 men also snuck upstairs and peeked through holes in the wall in the neighbouring bedroom to watch the confrontation, instead of a fight however, the sheriff and Manny engaged in very graphic gay sex which was a custom of the west. The men watching became aroused and began to also have gay sex with one another. All of their loud love making caused the entire saloon downstairs to break out into a massive gay orgy. Again, as was the custom of the old west
Man The Sheriff of Lone Gultch was definitely dating Manny the mankiller
by Wiseman486 December 15, 2025
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Lonely

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i only use discord to talk to fake friends because im lonely.
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Lonely emo

Ur such a tyler
Tyler meaning lonely emo
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The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.
Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!
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lonely…vents

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