Lobowned

To be beaten, made fun of or put down.
To have your ass kicked.

*guy falls off his bike*
"Ohh you got Lobowned."

*playing a computer game and you get a headshot* "You just got lobowned!"

by Paul Price July 31, 2005

LobbyGobbler

British. Name for someone who is a native of Leigh, Lancashire.

A Wigginer (Wigan) calls a Leyther (from Leigh) a LobbyGobbler as they (Wigganers) primarily eat pies, and Leythers eat (gobble) what we called Lobby (meat & potatoe stew).

There are many pie shops in Wigan. They eats pies on a barmcake!

by Dave_Shave August 12, 2009

Lobster

1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!

"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"

by nhrugga October 28, 2006

lobster

A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.

I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!

by bratha September 28, 2005

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

by Malleable February 9, 2008

lobster claw

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

by markadillicus January 30, 2005

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007