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Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.
Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”
by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020
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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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Jet Lag

Thanks for the rogering luv, but I best get to the lavatory before we get some jet lag on the sheets
by TeamEpic23 December 7, 2022
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Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag August 14, 2012
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Lag

Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)
person 1:Oh crap im experiencing Lag!
Person 2: Stop using that LAG
by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022
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pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.
Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.
by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017
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Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.
Oh shit I died. That was lag.
by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020
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