Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

crevice job

The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.

John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!

by Anon345678 April 11, 2014

burner job

a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.

person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”

by elibelli June 7, 2018

Boy Job

Doing something simple in the most complicated way possible for the purposes of impressing someone.

Dan is the master of boy jobs

by BaldEagleSB52 August 24, 2019

Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.

Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.

by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019

Graham Job

Doing acts of oral sex performed on a man more then 3 times.For $150 or less. Prefer tranny’s.

I had fun doing Graham jobs behind the dumpster.

by Jose Vazquez February 1, 2019

rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick

I was giving her rubbing job in my car

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 10, 2016