Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 06, 2023

Jewish Nigeria

Nigeria but the main religion is Jewish.

"Ayo wanna move to Jewish Nigeria?"

"Sure."

by idiot.com March 19, 2021

Jewish calamari

Removed foreskin

Want some Jewish calamari?

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022

Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 06, 2024

jewish foam

A Jewish man or woman's bodily excitement.

"That shiksa gives me the Jewish foam."

by Benneann April 11, 2015

jewish jew jews jew

The most Jewish jew on the jew planet.

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 08, 2017