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Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat
by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017
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Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.
Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape
by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025
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Jewish Blowy

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.
GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"
by DIENUM April 13, 2024
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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”
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Jewish aluminum

Filling the cans with sand and/or rocks before you recycle them.
I sure got a lot more money since I cashed in my Jewish aluminum.
by Trump2024fjb_LGB September 2, 2023
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