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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
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Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
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Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.
Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
by Crashlandon July 27, 2025
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Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.
Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape
by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025
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Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off
I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week
by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024
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Jewish Navy

The large horde of recreational boaters from the city that completely overtake rural lakes up north on weekends and holidays.
Common summer weekend sight on lakes in Northern IL and Southern WI such as the Fox Chain O Lakes, Powers Lake, Lake Delavan, and Lake Geneva.
Did you catch the Jewish Navy out on the Fox Chain this weekend? They kept ignoring the no wake signs and ripped over my trout lines.
by 92749(84026253) September 1, 2024
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