jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

by rafaldinho October 11, 2013

Jewish ears

Ears so big that only a Jew could hold their head up with them attached to his/her head

"Nigga that boi got Jewish ears!"

by Jew in kkk April 24, 2017

Jewish robin hood

He robs from the poor and gives to the rich.

Donald trump or Chris Christie must be the Jewish robin hood. Because all they do is rob from the poor and gives to the rich.

by Thorgrim 1965 July 24, 2017

Jewish skin

Very soft and delicate skin on the fore arm

Your skin is very soft, you must have Jewish skin!

by Jewish skin September 22, 2017

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

by Always nuvola October 19, 2017

Jewish Producer

A Hollywood Jew that produces crappy podcast in Hollywood

Joe is such Jewish Producer, Thsat he went from 90210 in 91 to Spreaker in 2019.

by Joe Seeker March 23, 2019

Jewish reality

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.

The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020