Jeanie Weenie

The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.

Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.

by Gilmore's Uncle April 3, 2010

jeaniece

an unique name for a bad lady. most known as Miss Thickness due to the size of ass she beholds.

Person 1: "dude, i had Jeaniece for the night"
Person 2: "WHATTT? dude, she's the baddest of them all, and you hit that ass?!"
*person 2 congratulates person 1.*

by This guy over on the east side October 16, 2013

Pulled a Jeanette

When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants

So I pulled a Jeanette today and had to go take another shower

by Tittyanna January 3, 2020

Jean-Luc Picard

Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.

He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).

He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.

Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!

Replicator *delivers iced latte*

Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!


***loosely paraphrased from short story***

by ST : Voyager fan July 4, 2005

Jean-Guy

The quintessence of a passionate musician, devoted to his undying passion. He keeps his passion alive and his music always prevails.

That Jean-Guy is fierce when it comes to drums. It is metal until death for him.

An abundance of musicians grace the scene, but the Jean-Guys remain pure and true.

by Amaryllis Leviathan January 20, 2009

Jeana

A JEANA is a fuzzy multicolor nonexistent sock. JEANA’s are often seen in people’s dreams.

I saw a JEANA in my dream and wanted one; sadly JEANA’s are nonexistent

by squiggly wigglies December 1, 2019

Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013