Darius Jones 

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.

Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH

Darius Jones by DelariaMassHysteria September 9, 2015

Miss Jones 

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

Miss Jones by Bootybandit99 November 22, 2016

indian jones 

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.

I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.

indian jones by J.Monae December 15, 2016

benjamin jones 

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah

God Benjamin jones is such a smart person!

benjamin jones by The real god123456 June 21, 2017

brady jones 

Small dicked fag with a massive forehead

That cunt is a proper Brady jones

brady jones by Pooon slayer 444 February 4, 2018

Wyatt Jones 

Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.

OMGGGG he is such a Wyatt Jones I wish me and my boyfriend could see his penis.

Wyatt Jones by DgkvxiahdahfsjarhHfnJf April 15, 2018

Paedo Jones 

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

Paedo Jones by Rookie boi July 2, 2018