A mysterious creature by the name of Jeevan who are immortal enemies with the boogie boys from mars before they crash landed on earth. They are slowly taking over the world. amen
by dylan created this November 12, 2018
Having sex like a whore
by RickA01 March 23, 2017
by GarbJunky79 December 05, 2022
When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
by Shueman October 24, 2015
A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
by Below the Hard Deck September 15, 2021
A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 11, 2015