You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017
Get the Jewish Starmug. by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025
Get the Jewish Pianomug. DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.
DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!
Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025
Get the jewishmug. Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
Get the Jewish vineyardmug. When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
Get the Jewish Steamrollermug. by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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