Internet Bum

A person who spends most of their life on the internet,doing such things as bloging,watching porn,making, 'n00bie vids' on YouTube, or making weird words on Urban Dictionary,l33ting, ECT.

dude: Last night i made two Vlogs on youtube,and watched some anal domination vids,and spamed sone sick dog to all my n00bies

dudette:*scoff* your such an internet bum

by LOLZER828 January 19, 2009

internet disfunction

When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.

"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."

by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007

internet warrior

One who frequents message boards, acting tough and talking down to people to make themselves feel better.

TheJim22 was talking trash over at WBW, what an internet warrior.

by TheZodiac April 19, 2005

Internet Hot

Used as an adjective:

When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.

This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.

You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.

by DickArmy October 22, 2009

Internet eyes

The dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you've been at your computer too long. Often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. See also TV eyes, PlayStation eyes, XBox eyes.

A. Dude, what's with the Internet eyes?
B. Man, I just spent six hours at urbandictionary.com. My eyes are dry as f*ck!

by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009

internet explorer

no words for it. just get firefox and google chrome and delete that shit right away.

Guy 1: "Yo, what internet browser do you use?"
Guy 2: "I use internet explorer."
Guy 3: "That shit is CANCER get that shit out of your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

by M_too_flee April 20, 2013

internet diva

noun. A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale. An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.

Using low resolution, over-exposed, and off-angle pictures are the hallmark of an internet diva in training.

by chunky October 1, 2007