salt her hoop

To gently sprinkle a ring of sea salt around a lady's belly button.

Salt her hoop:

Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.

by Gnath February 28, 2015

Scoop and Hoop

To shit in the shower, and throw it in the toilet as if the shit was a basketball, and the toilet was a basketball hoop.

What do I do when I have to shit in the shower, man?

Oh, just go for that scoop and hoop.

by Santans May 16, 2016

Hoop Jack

A redneck guy who wears one of those long jackets the the guys from the wild, wild west used to wear that seem to be popular amongst the country music listeners

Man, that hoop jack is bangin that hottie

by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003

HOOP

Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.

That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.

by deusdiabolus August 14, 2011

Hoopster

Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.

"OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"

"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!"

"Fucking hoopsters..."

by anon15378 August 28, 2011

hoogs

A farrah who enjoys many penis' at once

Look at all the cock in that farrah. What a fuckin hoogs

by natural born fool September 14, 2012

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003