greasy hooters

When a girl lays on her back and lubes up her breasts and a man slides his penis between them for pleasure. When the female holds her breasts closer together it becomes more pleasurable. The stuffed greasy hooter is when the female opens her mouth and sucks the penis as it rubs between her breasts.

That new chick you are banging its fat dude!

I know, but her tits are huge, so I'm hoping she'll give me some greasy hooters.

by shelb87 January 2, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009

hooker

prostitute

that hooker is you mom

by british kid September 19, 2003

hooker's ashtray

(n) The worst taste on earth.

(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."

by A M Cossaro September 8, 2007

Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.

I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008

Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010

Hoope

Adjective=Skillful, capable, superbly performing
Sustantive=Particle which is beyond comprehend of sciences. Can be in two states. Is neutral charge, but also positive and negative. Basis for cambit theory about Schröder's cat.

It was not possible for a human being, but he did hoope.
If someone could do it that would be hoope.

by Book of dictionary February 4, 2010