Fuck Me Hoops

Those big-ass hoop earring that skanky women wear. They are the second most common tell-tale sign that a woman is an easy fuck, right behind the tramp stamp.

Johnny wasted no time getting laid after his 6 month prison sentence. He walked up to the girl wearing the fuck me hoops, and bought her a PBR. The rest is His Story.

by Joe Caver April 28, 2009

Hoopa

A large flab of crotch fat on a fat person

mcdonalds is like hoopa-ville

by mnhm hehehe December 4, 2010

hoople

A word to be used in place of any random object.

What is the little hoople over there used for?

by Shannon Rosie October 24, 2007

Hoopsiloceraptor

The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.

"Did you SEE how much that Hoopsiloceraptor drank while he was piloting our plane?!"

by butterballs November 20, 2006

Hoope

Adjective=Skillful, capable, superbly performing
Sustantive=Particle which is beyond comprehend of sciences. Can be in two states. Is neutral charge, but also positive and negative. Basis for cambit theory about Schröder's cat.

It was not possible for a human being, but he did hoope.
If someone could do it that would be hoope.

by Book of dictionary February 4, 2010

stonk hoopa

An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.

Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.

by mwheele2 May 4, 2008

box hoopie

like the car hoopie, this is a older van that shouldn't be allowed to be driven around or just used as a beater vehicle. not too reliable but still able to be driven around.

hey, did you see that van. it's definately a box hoopie from the old, beat up condition it's in.

by tater-salad November 20, 2009