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hocus tokus

the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg...
Man, I don't know how I got so high off the hocus tokus shit..
by KrummyBear November 5, 2009
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Hockey Fight

The act of pulling someone's shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut.
As the fight grew to a climax, Bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled Jim's sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut.
by ebair March 27, 2013
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hockey goon

A man who beats the shit out of people when they rough up there players. Normally is not very good at hocke yand is only there to injure other guys.
Man that guy is such a hockey goon
yeah he beat the shit out of that one asshole
by Dukejr May 3, 2017
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Hockey

by Flumflum November 20, 2017
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[HOCHI MAMA]

it is a sexually promiscuous woman or something IN THE SPAMTON SLANG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
Just the haven'ts that're lacking what they're having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we've grabbed your demographic
So you're packing up your basket
'Cause your dad has gotta have it
He'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic
So you're manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man, you really gotta have it
So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it, then you get back in your car 'cause you don't have it
And the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven't, well, you've had it, couldn't hack it
Now the haven'ts haven't had it and the haves are very glad it's
HOCHI MAMA! What a mouthful!
by fillocked2 September 25, 2022
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sled hockey

the description of a bender/plug who can't even stand up under his own weight on the ice.
Hey 1-5, i've seen better crossovers in sled hockey.
by adangles November 13, 2007
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hockeybag

A maneuver during the sexual act of fingerbang.

While the male's fingers are in the female, he also grabs her hair, then proceeds to lift her up by the vagina and hair, and toss her into a wall.

Hockey players are well known for tossing their bags; and domestic violence.
Man: Hey woman. I play hockey. I like fighting and sex.

Woman: I'm somehow attracted to that. Come over later and you can hockeybag me.
by The Entire Red Wings Team February 9, 2010
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