I still might need some help

Nobody wants to do anything it makes me angry. I’m so forgotten.

I still might need some help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

NNNO NONO NOO!!! I NEED HH HHELP HHELP! HH HELP!

An exclamation used to express extreme distress or panic. The repeated "No" indicates that the speaker is rejecting the current situation or event, and is in dire need of assistance. "Oh my god" emphasizes the urgency of the situation, and "I Need Help, Help! Help!" is a clear plea for assistance. This phrase can be used in a wide range of situations, from physical emergencies to emotional crises.

Billy: "Did you hear about Sarah's car accident?"
Garry: "NNNO NONO NOO!!! I NEED HH HHELP HHELP! HH HELP! Is she okay? We need to get to the hospital right away."

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 April 13, 2023

helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 24, 2018

heepy

Creepy + Horny = Heepy

Soccer Faggots Are Very Heepy

by Soccer Fairy August 9, 2006

Tuna Helper

(1)deoderant for the not so fresh vagina.

(2) the new and improves version of the "stinky pinky"

Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.

by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

Helpful Harold

An overly helpful stranger with no boundaries or social skills.

That Helpful Harold just walked up and turned my food on the grill. Who is that guy?

by Dcarl262 July 20, 2016