A Haunted house Back Smack A

A Haunted house Back Smack A

A Haunted house Back Smack A

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

LA haint

One of those LA influencers who move to Nashville cause "LA is just so much drama", and started speaking in a 'southern' accent in less then two months of living there.

"omg she was such an LA haint."

"tell me about it, she probably read some cowboy book-tok garbage and decided to move here."

by Mrmicfaceface August 25, 2025

Al-Hayat Media Center

Media company established by the Islamic State to recruit martyrs and make him commit Islamic terrorism in their country and come and join them in the frontline

Dumbass kuffar: fuck Al-Hayat Media Center, that shit is gay

*goes to Bataclan*

Dumbass kuffar: this is way better than that arab goatfucker music

Martyrs: Allahu Akbar! *starts shooting at the white crackers*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018