Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

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Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

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One-Handed Gamer

Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.

Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave

Person2: Why not?

Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer

by Dynamite Wolf April 30, 2016

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Two-handed Indian Twist

Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.

Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.

by AwwM8SickKunt October 20, 2017

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Pamela Handerson

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.

'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?

by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008

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Left Handed

Having a natural preference to complete more tasks with your left hand rather than your right. Being able to successfully and skillfully do things with the left hand. Left handed people are often brilliant, more so than right handed people. If not brilliant, which is very possible, they are usually creative in some aspect.

Left handedness is NOT always passed on through genetics; Every person in my entire family for generations have all been right handed, but all of a sudden, here comes me and my two sisters. We are all three left handed.

Allison is left handed because she writes with her left hand and does other things with her left hand as well.

ambidexterity

by Miss Wisdom December 14, 2011

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