hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/

hampton illinois sucks ass.

by ben sober November 9, 2021

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021

Hamptons NY

The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months

NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY

by asevsis April 18, 2022

Hampton

Most likely tall, dumb, suck at biology, dates your cousin only writes in paragraphs, when he texts his girlfriend, most likey to date a girl named harly or Cortney.

wow Hampton your gay

by stangstallins April 26, 2022

Hampter's Son

The glory of the universe, the god at making maps, greater than thy raph and thy benni.
There are very few sons of hampter, but this one excels in raph. he is son of hampter, benni and raph. Do not ask.

Hampter's Son is glorious

by Ultra Noob June 15, 2022

Hampter

Hampter means a Hamster doing something funny. Say, if a hamster is cleaning itself in a funny way, we would call it a Cleaning Hampter. Instead of a cleaning hamster.

“Haha! That hamster is running so fast! I think it’s a running hampter!”

by JML Pixels July 10, 2022

Hampter

Big ol' boy, the truck of all truck, large man very fast twin turbo.

Big boy truck big man.

GET INTO HAMPTER???
NOW.

by BigGothTitties69 July 26, 2022