Hospital

The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

by g1224 February 13, 2019

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose b

The nickname for someone named jose, because jose sounds like hose a, the nickname becomes hose b.

Friend of jose: YOOOOO!!
jose: hey
friend of jose: what's good hose b?!

by snowhite July 8, 2006

Fire Hose

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.

I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

hospitalized

A word used to describe an amazing event.

Josh made a half court shot, so I yelled, "Man, that shot was hospitalized!"

by Stevo and Josho November 19, 2005

purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect

“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
“Yeah mAn!!!”

by I’m wayyy snazzier than you💯🤙🏻😉 May 26, 2018

hose queen

A promiscuous woman.

by Hosie August 3, 2003