Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 9, 2021
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You won't understand why, but Guinho has the capacity to calm you down when you're sad or anxious just by simply talking to you. It seems that he knows exactly how to cheer you up, even when he's not even trying. Just the thought of him, something about it is healing. Beware of Guinho, he'll steal your heart and live on your mind rent-free!
P.S.: He really likes pepper ramen noodles!
You won't understand why, but Guinho has the capacity to calm you down when you're sad or anxious just by simply talking to you. It seems that he knows exactly how to cheer you up, even when he's not even trying. Just the thought of him, something about it is healing. Beware of Guinho, he'll steal your heart and live on your mind rent-free!
P.S.: He really likes pepper ramen noodles!
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Get the Guinnessy mug.A adjective that is so versatile it is almost indescribable, originating from the guincest chopter of all time, Sigma Chi.
Ex. 1: "What's the guincest chum you've ever mucked?"
Ex. 2: "Yo whats Guince man?" "Not much just trappin how about you" "Hundo P"
Ex. 2: "Yo whats Guince man?" "Not much just trappin how about you" "Hundo P"
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Get the gazing mug.Incredibly influential and handsome Hypixel YouTuber who screams a lot in his videos! Guiny's very talented as he edits, often spending hours and hours putting together his own videos. He hates "long editing sessions" as he mentions frequently on his twitter! He does livestreams, he likes chocolate milk!!! If you ever get the chance of encountering a Guiny you'll either be thankful, or scared.
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