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guster

A band whose support is mainly grassroots, collected through incessant touring. They aren't mainstream, and therefore aren't widely known or popular, but have an incredibly large fanbase. The members met in college and started a band, originally titled "Gus." The name was changed later to Guster, and has remained so ever since.

Guster is a kick-ass band and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Their harmonies are excellent, lyrics innovative, and didn't have to sell out to be sucessful.
They've put out several albums since their beginning in the early 90's: Parachute, Goldfly, Lost and Gone Forever, and Keep It Together. I own all four, so should you.
Kid A Who Wouldn't know good music if it hit him in the head:Hey, what's your favorite band?
Kid B Who's Awesome:Guster.
A:WTF IS GUSTER?
B:A great band, here go to their website.
A:Ewwww I hear a new sound that doesn't sound like everything else pumping out of my pop/rock radio. I HATE IT.
B:You suck. Go listen to My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, or someother piece of crap music.
A: Okay, since you told me to, I will.
by you smell bad January 10, 2006
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Fuckin Gutters

Used to say something sucks or stinks. It is usually something that is a bummer or a let down.
Man, I wish I was able to fuck that bitch.

I know... Its fuckin gutters.
by Foodtime May 31, 2009
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gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016
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Gutterance

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
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terminal gutterballs

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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grutter

1. verb - to grumble and mutter simultaneously.

2. verb - to incomprehensibly express displeasure vocally.
"Dang kids and their stupid cell phones", the unhappy codger gruttered.

The vocal expression which is gruttered is called a "grutterance".
by G-Force April 19, 2006
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Gutted

to be terribly upset
Kids might say they are gutted to be going back to school at summer's end.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 13, 2022
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